The First Wedding Annivesary is paper.  PAPER! 

I already looked into tickets to a sports event or concert, but nothing that would work with our schedules.

A picture?  A framed print? It all seems so not for my guy.  I wouldn’t mind getting that but I can’t see Sean really liking a framed print or photo.

I could write him a love letter.  Wouldn’t that be special?  And I don’t mean special, like unique, mmkay?

What’s left?  Rolling papers?  Not likely to happen.  I mean, I can just see it:

15 years from now:

“Mommy, what did you give Daddy for your 1st anniversary?”

“Well, you see, the first anniversary is paper.  And I thought really long and hard about what to get Daddy and after much consideration, I decided to get him a pack of rolling papers, BUT NOT JUST ANY KIND OF PAPERS.  Oh HELLS NO.  I mean, those were special bacon flavored papers.  Ya know, for when you want bacon with your tabacco.”

Okay, so not that.

How about paper roses*?

Life insurance?

Favorite book?

Oh no, I got it…manly stationery!  That’s the ticket